MASYADONG ESKANDALOSO AT bastos ang dating ng kumakalat na tsismis ngayon sa magkarelasyong sikat na young actor at young actress. Usap-usapan kasing magkapatong daw sila at nakatakip ng kumot na isinugod sa isang private hospital somewhere in Quezon City.
Ayon sa kuwento, nasa climax daw ng panandaliang ligayang pinagsasaluhan nila ang dalawa sa bahay ng young actress nang bigla na lang diumanong nag-locked ang opening ng private part ng dalaga. Dahilan para maipit daw ang reproductive organ naman ng young actor at hindi na nito mahugot.
Nag-panic daw ang dalawa. Pinilit umanong takpan ng kumot ang magkapatong nilang katawan at saka raw sila humingi ng tulong sa kasambahay ng young actress na madala sa ospital.
Ayon daw sa doktor na siyang nag-attend sa gano’ng kalagayan ng dalawa, vaginal captivus daw ang nangyari. Ito raw ang nagiging resulta minsan kapag ang isang sobrang pagod o stressed na babae ay napilit pa ring makipagtalik. May tendency na manigas at magsara umano ang vaginal opening.
Ayaw naming magbigay ng clue kung sino ang magkarelasyong young actor at young actress na ito. We still have to find out pa kasi kung totoo nga ba ang incident na ito o tsismis lang.
Pero ang mahirap, paano namin tatanungin tungkol dito ang sikat na young actor na napakadisente pa naman ng dating. O kaya ay ang girlfriend niyang kilala ring young actress na kahit madalas mapabalitang tomadora sa gimikan eh, wholesome pa rin ang image.
‘Yon lang!
Rubbing Elbows
by Ruben Marasigan
1 comment:
Primary Vaginismus.
If you have it, then your body is NOT designed for sex.
It is God's way of telling a woman that she is DESTINED to become a nun or celibate.
So if you have it, go on and BECOME A NUN.
Or be CELIBATE.
That's because it is God's way of controlling the global population. God created women with such sexual dysfunction to keep them away from sex and thus preventing conception. Unfortunately, most women don't realize it and would still go through days and weeks of therapy which is just time consuming.
Trying to remedy your condition is against God's will.
God does NOT want you to have sex.
If you're a woman, don't get married & don't have sex if your VAGINA wont let you.
God had CLOSED the gates of your virginity.
FACE IT! You have a NUN'S VAGINA.
It is time to give up on men and become a NUN.
VAGINISMUS may be the answer to overpopulation.
God truly works in strange ways.
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